so I bought my mom this cup with a hot dude having coffee because my mom is fun and i thought this might like her.
BUT THEN I SERVE MYSELF COFFEE IN IT AND TURNS OUT THAT WHEN THE CUP GETS HOT
THE DUDE LOSES HIS PANTS AND THAT’S COFFEE AND PORN AND I DONT KNOW WHAT KIND OF SORCERY THIS IS!
if you wanna know where my priorities lie let me just say that i once skipped two finals and lost two letter grades on a research paper my senior year to go meet Gibby from icarly
can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me
the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO
lets fuck in an art gallery
i mean you deserve to be pinned up against a wall
you are a masterpiece