leassvengers:

so I bought my mom this cup with a hot dude having coffee because my mom is fun and i thought this might like her.

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BUT THEN I SERVE MYSELF COFFEE IN IT AND TURNS OUT THAT WHEN THE CUP GETS HOT

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THE DUDE LOSES HIS PANTS AND THAT’S COFFEE AND PORN AND I DONT KNOW WHAT KIND OF SORCERY THIS IS!

(Source: sassyrocket, via ill-take-a-dip-into-the-unknown)

sarahkeilman94:

if you wanna know where my priorities lie let me just say that i once skipped two finals and lost two letter grades on a research paper my senior year to go meet Gibby from icarly

(via sweve)

awwww-cute:

Our Husky Stark seemed a little overheated after his walk this morning, so we decided to tried something out. We regret it now because it is next to impossible to get him to come out

(via just-an-average-girl-here)

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awwww-cute:

Our Husky Stark seemed a little overheated after his walk this morning, so we decided to tried something out. We regret it now because it is next to impossible to get him to come out

(via just-an-average-girl-here)

(Source: st0rmer.com, via sriou)

can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me

(via omariospizza)

catswithbenefits:

the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO

(via sweve)

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

(via sriou)

soimlk:

lets fuck in an art gallery 

i mean you deserve to be pinned up against a wall 

you are a masterpiece 

(via unforgettablecrazylove)

(Source: filthavenue, via sriou)

coffeepotsmokin:

karmaceuticalsdispensary:

:D 10.g nug!

Ohmygawd you are sah cute 😊💕

Timestamp: 1409116717

coffeepotsmokin:

karmaceuticalsdispensary:

:D 10.g nug!

Ohmygawd you are sah cute 😊💕