It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
You know what’s a big turn on? When you’re making out with someone and they just randomly get on top of you. Yeah that is fucking great.
Fuck. This. Shit. I. Want. To. Go. To. Fucking. Sleep. Already.
7:15. Still no sleep. I guess I could just start the day early
feelin good about yourself but suddenly you look at someone and then you look at yourself again and boom